pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
honey bunches of taint.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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