i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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