I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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