P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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