No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize