is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You pole danced in your parka.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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