You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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