I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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