i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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