You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I got inside last night via doggy door
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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