Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize