yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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