ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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