it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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