So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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