Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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