tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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