i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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