Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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