Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
