I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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