So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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