That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I am naked and annoyed.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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