omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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