Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Floor bacon is actually really good
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