with your own penis?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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