I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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