I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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