Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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