I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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