Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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