Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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