just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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