Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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