Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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