just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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