How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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