OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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