Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
third nipple confirmed
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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