dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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