ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Acid is not a monday night drug
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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