: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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