Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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