Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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