Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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