I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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