i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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