can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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