I wanna bring you to show and tell
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
