i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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