I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I skipped work to stalk him.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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