David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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