what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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