Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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