She is in my trunk
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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